My personal and educational endeavors and extracurricular
involvements, ie, my curriculum vitae, allow me a bird's eye view of
the paradigm provided by the NASAAAAA committee in their statement of
mission. I have considerable desire to carry the work I have begun, my
ouvre, to higher heights on the wings that higher education offers. My
joie d'vivre will effuse my contribution throughout the whole
university, and aid the toiling professorial ranks to ascend the slope
of professional contributorial scribehood bringing the lather of
praise and laudation on the universety itself.

As a supreme example of genuine educational achievement, I surpassed
the mark and nearly earned extra credit on my college entrance exams,
while setting a speed record at the same time. My gray matter may soon
be enshrined and chiseled out of rock to show my greatness, and my
condescension in accepting the jillion dollar NASSSSSAA prize. One
day, I expect to cure cancer, all varieties, win the lottery, and
become the heir apparent to Palpitiens's throne, Emperor of the
Galactic Empire. I see no end to the good I can do once I have control
of the universe.

My experiences while in academic persuits during the intraequinoxial
lunar cycles included the discovery of the ancient Babylonian rites of
astral projection, invisibility through continued cerebral
conditioning, and random numerical procession of statistical
prediction and probability functions had a profound affect on my
personal mission statement possibilities, while also being very
emotional for me due to incorrect translation or transcription and
provided the involuntary rescission of my abstraction and cogitation
of late denarian and vicenarian retirement, due to budgetary
impoundment combined with extenuating leverage, though I did learn
something in the process, and did revise the standard astrology chart
at the same time. My version will soon go before the International
Association of Astrology Practitioners and Professionals for official
IAAPP adoption worldwide.

My accomplishments evidence an aptitude to excel in technological and
archeological pursuits inherent to the interstitial inspiration of
institutional progress. As I achieve my goals, I will lift all of
society to greater heights, upon my clavicle, deltoid, and trapezius
muscles, my coup d'grace.